Tesla confirmed Thursday that recent Robotaxi crashes were mandatory exercises under a new 'Collision Validation Directive.' "We call them impact tests," said spokesperson Jeff Miller. "Operators are calibrated to hit stationary objects." Miller said operators who avoided obstacles were retrained. "A validated system needs crash data." The directive is now integrated into operator hiring.
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Tesla Confirms Robotaxi Crashes Were Mandatory 'Impact Tests' Under New Collision Validation Directive
Expert Weighs In
“We call them impact tests, not crashes. Our operators are calibrated to engage stationary obstacles. Avoiding an obstacle is a training failure, not a success.”
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