CUPERTINO — Apple filed a waiver Tuesday requesting permission to purchase blacklisted Chinese DRAM, arguing the espionage risk is outweighed by the need to maintain Q4 profit margins. The filing states that while the chips may compromise user data, the price hike would compromise shareholder confidence. "The data leak is a feature, not a bug, of this pricing tier," said Apple VP of Supply Chain Ethics Martin Glaser.
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Apple Petitions Commerce Dept To Reclassify National Security Threat As 'Cost-Saving Measure'
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“The data leak is a feature, not a bug, of this pricing tier”
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