PHOENIX — Nexus Cloud Solutions confirmed Tuesday that residential water flow will be diverted to server cooling tanks during high-traffic periods. The adjustment ensures uptime remains above 99.9 percent even as local taps run dry. Residents reported gurgling pipes while cooling towers roared. "Biological thirst is a legacy issue," said Nexus VP of Operations Gary Linden.
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Arizona Data Center Implements Server-First Water Allocation Policy
Expert Weighs In
“Biological thirst is a legacy issue”
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