TEHRAN — The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps unveiled Monday a maritime insurance package covering damages caused exclusively by IRGC mine-laying operations. Premiums are payable in Bitcoin, with unsubscribed ships classified as 'unverified hazards.' "It streamlines liability," said Naval Commodore Reza Vahidi. "If we sink you, you get paid. If we don't, you get safety. It's a win-win."
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Iranian Guard Corps Launches Insurance Policy Covering Its Own Attacks
Expert Weighs In
“If we sink you, you get paid. If we don't, you get safety. It's a win-win.”
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