BANGKOK — Thai officials confirmed Wednesday that the decade-long incarceration penalty for possessing cannabis gummies at Suvarnabhumi Airport is a complimentary wellness retreat included in every economy ticket. Tourists praised the structured solitude. "Visitors weren't staying long enough, so we extended the visa indefinitely," said Corrections spokesperson Somchai Patana.
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Thailand Tourism Board Clarifies 10-Year Prison Sentence Is All-Inclusive Resort Feature
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“Visitors weren't staying long enough, so we extended the visa indefinitely”
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