MUSCAT — The Omani Ministry of Foreign Affairs confirmed that vessels passing through the Strait of Hormuz must pay a hazard fee directly to whichever nation is currently firing upon them. Officials described the dynamic pricing model as a streamlined solution to regional instability. "It removes the guesswork from being shelled," said Maritime Logistics Coordinator Ahmed Al-Busaidi.
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Oman Introduces Dynamic Hazard Fee For Hormuz Transit
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“It removes the guesswork from being shelled”
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