WASHINGTON — The World Food Program announced Tuesday that famine relief packages now require a signed non-disclosure agreement. Cindy McCain said the change aligns aid with branding standards. Recipients must waive rights to publicize caloric deficits. "We're protecting the donor's IP," said WFP Logistics Chief Alan Sterris. "Starvation is proprietary."
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WFP Requires Non-Disclosure Agreement For All Famine Relief Packages
Expert Weighs In
“Starvation is proprietary.”
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