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Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1, 2026
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Pentagon Reclassifies Shot-Down Drones As Planned Depreciation Assets
May 30, 2026
May 30, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Insists Hormuz Blockade Active Despite Unimpeded Ship Traffic
May 28, 2026
May 28, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Software Deal Mandates Trump Approval Rating As Screensaver
May 28, 2026
May 28, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Confirms Missile Strikes Were Mandatory Quarterly Maintenance Check
May 27, 2026
May 27, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Awards $9.7 Billion Contract To Unlock Cost-Saving Feature
May 26, 2026
May 26, 2026
Politics
Department Pauses Ceasefire To Meet Quarterly Munitions Expenditure Quota
May 19, 2026
May 19, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Delays Iran Strike Pending Acceptance Of Digital Terms Of Service
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Halts 85-Year-Old Joint Defense Board After Canada Refuses To Admit U.S. Won War Of 1812
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Delays Iran Strike Due To Conflict With Staff Golf Outing
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Delays Iran Strike To Protect Trump Tower Warranties
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Requires Civilians To Opt-In For Airstrike Safety
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Cancels Poland Troop Deployment After Hegseth Office Loses Paperwork, Triggers 'No Resubmissions' Policy
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