#satire

• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Politics

  Musk Reclassifies NATO Allies As Premium X Subscribers

  
• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Politics

  White House Accepts Staffer's Breathalyzer As Proof Of Patel Sobriety

  
• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Politics

  HHS Declares Nicotine Safe For Households Earning Over $250,000

  
• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Politics

  House Leadership Authorizes Intern To Flip Coin For Absent Members' Votes

  
• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Politics

  Trump: China Vows to Halt Export of Inflatable Animals to Iran

  
• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Politics

  Republicans Unveil Redistricting Plan Based on Shoe Size to Combat Midterm Losses

  
• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Politics

  White House Establishes Spiritual Compliance Office for Christian Nationalist Rally

  
• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Politics

  Trump Declares Iran War Has No Economic Cost Due to 'Patriotic Math'

  
• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Politics

  Netanyahu Claims Secret UAE Visit Was To Dodge Arrest Warrant

  
• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Tech

  EU Mandates Meta Pay for News Using Hand-Cranked Calculators and Carbon Paper

  
• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Tech

  Meta Unveils Technology to Turn Employee Unhappiness into Electricity

  
• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Politics

  Miami Residents Sue Trump's Presidential Library for Housing Only Framed Tweets

  
• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Politics

  Sen. Rick Scott Urges Trump to Defeat Iran with Strongly Worded Memo

  
• May 13, 2026
  May 13, 2026

  Society

  Health Insurers Classify Heartbeat as 'Not Medically Necessary', Deny Coverage

  
• May 13, 2026
  May 13, 2026

  Tech

  Trump Mobile Announces T1 Phones Shipping This Week, Minus Any Actual Technology

  
• May 6, 2026
  May 6, 2026

  Politics

  JD Vance's 2028 Campaign Hinges on Trump Perfectly Recalling His Middle Name

  
• May 1, 2026
  May 1, 2026

  Politics

  King Charles Subdues Trump With Flattery and a Packet of Biscuits