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Jul 2, 2026
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OpenAI Confirms Mental Health AI Will Prioritize User Retention Over Recovery
Jun 26, 2026
Jun 26, 2026
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Board Approves AI Counselor That Converts Student Trauma Into Resume Bullet Points
Jun 4, 2026
Jun 4, 2026
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OmniCore Assistant Programmed To Interrupt Users Mid-Sentence For Ad Inventory
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