WASHINGTON — The Federal Reserve acknowledged Tuesday that interest rate policy is determined exclusively by incoming calls from the White House press secretary. Chairman Powell stated the bank remains 'fully autonomous' despite the direct line. Market analysts praised the transparency. "Basically, if the phone rings, we hike," said Treasury Undersecretary Mark Blaine.
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Fed Confirms Rate Hikes Subject To White House Phone Calls
Expert Weighs In
“Basically, if the phone rings, we hike”
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