BETHESDA — Lockheed Martin shareholders voted to reject ceasefire proposals until the dividend payout cycle is complete. The motion classifies de-escalation as a breach of fiduciary duty to stockholders. Chief Financial Officer James Sterling stated that quarterly growth targets must take precedence over premature conflict resolution. Board adjourned to review munitions turnover.
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Lockheed Martin Shareholders Vote To Reject Ceasefire Pending Dividends
Expert Weighs In
“Quarterly growth targets must take precedence over premature conflict resolution.”
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