MENLO PARK, Calif. — Meta executives confirmed Tuesday that human extinction represents a high-value engagement window for advertisers. The company's AI models will now prioritize content delivery based on users' remaining mortality timelines. VP of Global Monetization Sarah Jenkins stated, "Dying customers are still billable impressions."
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Meta Rebrands Remaining Human Lifespan As Premium Engagement Window
Expert Weighs In
“Dying customers are still billable impressions.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
