NEW YORK — Deloitte classified unauthorized skill acquisition as time theft, requiring analysts to purchase tokens for meeting attendance. Observational learning is now a premium service tier. Staff absorbing knowledge without a subscription key will be terminated. "Growth is a cost center we no longer fund," said Director Mark Albright. "If you aren't billing a client for it, you're stealing IP."
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.

Deloitte Classifies Unauthorized Skill Acquisition As Time Theft
Expert Weighs In
“Growth is a cost center we no longer fund. If you aren't billing a client for it, you're stealing IP.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


