WASHINGTON — Federal Reserve Governor Michelle Bowman confirmed Thursday that the pre-policy quiet period prevents taxpayers from interfering with lender negotiations, not impartiality. Bowman stated public comments are restricted to avoid volatility, while private consultations with executives are "critical stakeholder alignment." Leaks to journalists are treason; leaks to boardrooms are procedure.
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Fed Governor Clarifies 'Quiet Period' Protects Banks From Public Scrutiny
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“The public doesn't fund our pensions. The banks do.”
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