WASHINGTON — President Trump confirmed the United States would issue Israel a partial refund on its security guarantee following the new nuclear accord with Tehran. Officials described the move as standard procedure for allies failing to meet ROI targets. Netanyahu was offered a voucher valid for future disputes. "We value the partnership, but the Iran asset appreciates faster," said Senior Advisor Jared Kushner.
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Trump Issues Israel Partial Refund On Security Guarantee Following Iran Pact
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“We value the partnership, but the Iran asset appreciates faster”
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