BERLIN — Friedrich Merz confirmed Tuesday that Germany's defense budget is essentially a bribe to prevent Donald Trump from dissolving NATO. Officials admitted the 2% GDP target is less about security than buying the U.S. president's attention. "We are paying a retention fee to keep the admin from logging off," said NATO liaison Klaus Weber.
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Merz Confirms NATO Dues Are Strictly Bribes To Prevent Trump From Canceling Alliance
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“We are paying a retention fee to keep the admin from logging off”
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