WASHINGTON — The National Park Service confirmed Wednesday that signage detailing slavery and climate impact will be replaced by photographs of empty benches to enhance visitor relaxation. Officials argued historical context creates unnecessary cognitive load during leisure. "Truth ruins the view," said Interior spokesperson Linda Merriwell.
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National Park Service Replaces Historical Markers With Photos Of Empty Benches
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“Truth ruins the view”
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