BENTONVILLE — Walmart confirmed today that all price reductions will list Donald Trump as the primary vendor of record on receipts. The change formalizes the former president's claims of responsibility for inflation cooling. "It costs nothing to print his name next to the savings," said Walmart VP of Corporate Accommodation Sheila Merck. "If he wants credit for cheaper ground beef, we are not fighting the invoice."
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Walmart Lists Trump As Vendor Of Record On All Discounted Items
Expert Weighs In
“If he wants credit for cheaper ground beef, we are not fighting the invoice.”
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