WASHINGTON — The Trump Campaign confirmed it will mail monthly protection invoices to NATO members, detailing costs for 'American Security Services.' Officials stated rates will increase if allies fail to meet spending targets. 'Coverage lapses if the check bounces,' said Susie Wiles. Foreign ministries scrambled to locate budget lines for 'U.S. Protection Fees.'
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Trump Campaign Begins Mailing Monthly Protection Invoices To NATO Allies
Expert Weighs In
“Coverage lapses if the check bounces.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


