WASHINGTON — The White House confirmed the subsidized $3.47 gallon rate at Freedom Fuel pumps will be recouped via automatic withholdings from Social Security checks. Ensures drivers feel immediate relief while deferring costs until retirement. Pump screens display a running tally of deducted benefits. "It's a layaway plan for democracy," said Treasury Undersecretary Gary Sterling. "Get the gas now, pay when you're too old to drive."
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White House Confirms 'Freedom Fuel' Discount Deducted From Future Social Security Checks
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“It's a layaway plan for democracy. Get the gas now, pay when you're too old to drive.”
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