WASHINGTON — The White House confirmed Wednesday that Ukraine's domestic production of Patriot missiles will incur a licensing fee for every successful aircraft shoot-down. Officials stated the arrangement ensures American intellectual property is protected during active combat. "We expect a 15% gross margin on every downed Russian jet," said Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent.
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Trump Administration Requires Royalty Fee For Each Patriot Interception
Expert Weighs In
“We expect a 15% gross margin on every downed Russian jet”
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