WASHINGTON — The White House announced Monday that Spanish goods will now be subject to a 'Security Non-Compliance Surcharge' at all U.S. ports. Customs agents will withhold clearance until Madrid provides proof of additional fighter jet acquisitions. "Pay the protection fee or the fruit spoils," said Trade Representative Alan Merrick. "NATO isn't a club. It's a toll road."
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White House Installs Security Surcharge On Spanish Imports
Expert Weighs In
“Pay the protection fee or the fruit spoils. NATO isn't a club. It's a toll road.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
