WASHINGTON — Planned Parenthood confirmed Wednesday it will deliberately allow 12 incumbent Republicans to retain their seats to maintain 'fundraising viability.' The organization noted total victory would dry up donation streams, so spending will be capped to ensure a 'healthy threat level.' 'We can't win everything or the checks stop coming,' said Senior VP of Development Sheila Harms.
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.

Planned Parenthood Strategically Retaining Just Enough Republicans To Sustain Revenue
Expert Weighs In
“We can't win everything or the checks stop coming”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


