LOS ANGELES — Elon Musk announced Tuesday he will personally deploy a hotfix to the Los Angeles voting infrastructure, describing the certified ballot count as 'legacy code requiring immediate refactoring.' His team pushed a commit forcing all mail-in ballots to resolve as null votes until verified by X Premium. State security protocols were bypassed during the patch.
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Musk Deploys Hotfix To LA Election Infrastructure To Patch 'Legacy' Ballot Count
Expert Weighs In
“Disenfranchisement is just a feature flag we forgot to toggle off.”
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