AUSTIN — The Texas Comptroller confirmed the $110 million SpaceX grant was processed under budget code 'Billionaire Allowance.' Officials stated the funds ensure Musk acknowledges the state's existence. Critics calling it corruption were told they misunderstand tribute. "It's not bribery if he owns the platform we beg on," said State Auditor Linda Gross.
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Texas Comptroller Confirms $110M Starlink Grant Filed Under 'Billionaire Allowance'
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“It's not bribery if he owns the platform we beg on”
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