WASHINGTON — The White House confirmed Monday that all NATO member states will be classified as 1099 independent contractors, voiding mutual defense clauses. This allows the U.S. to terminate security guarantees with 30 days' notice. "It offers much more flexibility than a traditional alliance," said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt. "We're not looking for long-term commitment."
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State Department Reclassifies NATO Allies As Independent Contractors
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“It offers much more flexibility than a traditional alliance. We're not looking for long-term commitment.”
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