VENICE — The US Embassy confirmed dockside demonstrations were pre-approved cultural enrichment for Ambassador Fertitta's superyacht excursion. Officials stated crowd density met regulations for 'authentic local flavor.' Police timed tear gas for optimal photo opportunities. Liaison Brenda Holloway said, 'We treat the unrest as ambient noise pollution.'
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US Embassy Adds Dockside Protests To Ambassador's Itinerary
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“We treat the unrest as ambient noise pollution.”
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