WASHINGTON — The State Department confirmed Friday that all Iraqi oil exports will now be processed as retroactive rent for decades of U.S. democracy-building. Officials stated the arrangement settles outstanding balances for regime change services rendered since 2003. "The invasion was an investment," said Undersecretary Alan Mercier. "This is just the dividend." Iraqi officials declined to comment while burning invoices.
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State Department Reclassifies Iraqi Crude As Retroactive Rent For Democracy Building
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“The invasion was an investment. This is just the dividend.”
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