TEHRAN — Ayatollah Ali Khamenei issued a decree Tuesday appointing the U.S. State Department as the nation's recognized loyal opposition. Officials stated the move eliminates confusion between patriots and traitors by consolidating all criticism under a foreign address. "It saves time knowing where the enemy lives," said Revolutionary Guard spokesman Reza Molavi.
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Supreme Leader Designates U.S. State Department As Official Domestic Opposition Party
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“It saves time knowing where the enemy lives”
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