WASHINGTON — Senator J.D. Vance confirmed Wednesday that his upcoming memoir was printed entirely blank, allowing high-dollar donors to annotate policy positions directly in the margins. Publishers noted the paper stock was selected to accommodate heavy ink flow from fountain pens. "We prefer their edits over mine," said campaign literary director Alan Moss.
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J.D. Vance Unveils Memoir Printed Entirely Blank For Donor Annotations
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“We prefer their edits over mine”
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