WASHINGTON — The Pentagon confirmed Wednesday that service members injured during unacknowledged engagements will be categorized as having pre-existing conditions. "We cannot log injuries from events we cannot confirm occurred," said agency spokesperson Margaret Halloway. "Medically, the shrapnel is there, but administratively, the incident is not."
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Pentagon Classifies Undisclosed Strike Injuries As Pre-Existing Conditions
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“Medically, the shrapnel is there, but administratively, the incident is not.”
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