WASHINGTON — HHS confirmed Tuesday that Medicaid fraud determinations will now rely exclusively on whether claimants voted for the incumbent party. Regional directors received spreadsheets marking Democratic strongholds as high-risk zones requiring immediate asset seizure. "We are not funding people who vote against us," said Deputy Director Marc Blaine. Texas and Ohio claims automatically approved regardless of documentation errors.
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HHS Announces Medicaid Fraud Audits Will Now Factor In Voter Registration Data
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“We are not funding people who vote against us”
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