WASHINGTON — The House Wednesday passed legislation prohibiting members from trading individual stocks, provided the transaction occurs within 48 hours of a classified intelligence briefing. Proponents argued the window ensures legislators remain financially attuned to national security risks. "We aren't selling out, we're monetizing vigilance," said House Ethics Chair Glenn Thompson. Critics noted the bill codifies insider trading as a national security imperative. The measure passed 312-118.
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House Passes Stock Ban With Exemption For Briefing-Adjacent Trades
Expert Weighs In
“We aren't selling out, we're monetizing vigilance”
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