WASHINGTON — The Senate confirmed Tuesday that new crypto legislation will exempt all congressional stock trades from ethics rules provided they are recorded on a public ledger. Lobbyists praised the transparency measure while purchasing the transaction log. "Corruption is just open-source finance now," said Senate Ethics Chair Deborah Miller.
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Senate Crypto Bill Legalizes Insider Trading If Executed On Blockchain
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“Corruption is just open-source finance now”
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