WASHINGTON — The Treasury confirmed Monday that newborns are eligible for a $1,000 federal bond, provided guardians first submit a $1,500 non-refundable processing fee. Secretary Scott Bessent noted the fee covers 'administrative overhead and brand licensing.' "The net loss reinforces fiscal discipline," Bessent said. "If they can't afford the fee, they clearly don't need the bond."
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Treasury Unveils $1,000 Baby Bond Program, Requires $1,500 Verification Fee
Expert Weighs In
“"The net loss reinforces fiscal discipline. If they can't afford the fee, they clearly don't need the bond."”
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