NEW YORK — The New York Times informed the Justice Department Thursday that all future subpoenas will be processed as paid sponsored content. Executive editor Dean Baquet called the move 'a realistic monetization of harassment.' 'If you want to intimidate us, you need to buy the ad package,' Baquet said. Prosecutors reportedly upgraded to the platinum tier.
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New York Times Will Process Future Subpoenas As Sponsored Content
Expert Weighs In
“If you want to intimidate us, you need to buy the ad package”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


