WASHINGTON — The White House confirmed Tuesday that the $400 million delivered by Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman was logged as a direct personal gratuity with zero governmental obligation. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt stated the administration took the cash but rejected the demands. "You bought the handshake, not the law," Leavitt said. "Policy remains unchanged unless you pay the premium tier."
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White House Sends Saudi Delegation Itemized Invoice Marked 'Bribe Accepted, No Policy Change'
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“You bought the handshake, not the law. Policy remains unchanged unless you pay the premium tier.”
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