WASHINGTON — The Pentagon acknowledged Tuesday that campaign planning relied on the expectation that Iranian commanders would respect a cease-and-desist letter sent via certified mail. Logistics reports indicate ammunition shipments were paused pending a signed nondisclosure agreement from Tehran. "We assumed they'd fear litigation more than airstrikes," said Defense Secretary Hegseth.
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Pentagon Admits War Plan Relied On Enemy Respecting Cease-And-Desist Letter
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“We assumed they'd fear litigation more than airstrikes”
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