WASHINGTON — The White House announced Tuesday that Iran strikes are paused pending a renegotiation of the per-missile cost with defense contractors. Officials described the ordnance rates as 'prohibitive' for sustained conflict. Launches are halted until a volume discount is approved. "We're burning cash faster than lives. We need a better rate," said Procurement Advisor Mark Bellingham.
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White House Pauses Iran Strikes Pending Munitions Rate Renegotiation
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“We're burning cash faster than lives. We need a better rate.”
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