WASHINGTON — The DOJ confirmed Wednesday that the $83.3 million defamation judgment against President Trump will be processed as a standard travel expense claim. Legal counsel filed Form SF-1012 categorizing the incident as "unavoidable logistical friction" during official duties. The claimant was notified her suffering qualifies as a deductible business loss. Costs will be covered under existing per diem guidelines.
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White House Submits Carroll Verdict For Reimbursement Via Travel Portal
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“Standard procedure for any collateral damage incurred during executive hours.”
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