DALLAS — Alex Jones confirmed Monday that proof requiring President Trump's impeachment is locked behind the InfoWars Platinum paywall. Jones claimed the Iran documents are too volatile for free users. "Patriotism is a tiered service," said Monetization Director Gary Cole. "Free users get the crisis. Paid users get the solution." Congressional staff remain waiting for access.
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Alex Jones Locks Impeachment Evidence Behind Platinum Paywall
Expert Weighs In
“Patriotism is a tiered service. Free users get the crisis. Paid users get the solution.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.
