WASHINGTON — The White House confirmed the Anti-Weaponization Fund will operate on a points-based loyalty system. Legislators earn redeemable credits for public defenses of the settlement. Critics call it bribery formalized as customer retention. "It's legally distinct from a kickback only by font choice," said Treasury Liaison Mark Reynolds. "Gold members receive priority access to discretionary grants."
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White House Confirms Anti-Weaponization Fund Will Operate As Loyalty Program
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“It's legally distinct from a kickback only by font choice,”
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