WASHINGTON — The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission announced it will cease collecting workforce demographic data, acknowledging that documenting bias imposes an undue paperwork burden on discriminators. Hart noted blindness is the only true equity. "If we don't record the disparity, legally, it never happened," Hart said. Future investigations will rely solely on employer honor systems.
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EEOC To Stop Tracking Discrimination To Avoid Hurt Feelings
Expert Weighs In
“If we don't record the disparity, legally, it never happened”
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