WASHINGTON — The Trump Organization launched a secure portal Tuesday allowing donors to purchase presidential pardons directly using cryptocurrency or wire transfer. White House counsel confirmed the transaction ledger would remain entirely private to protect donor anonymity. "It's a streamlined clemency process," said Senior Advisor Jared Kushner. "We're just removing friction from the bribery process."
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Trump Organization Opens Online Store For Presidential Pardons
Expert Weighs In
“We're just removing friction from the bribery process.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


