WASHINGTON — House leadership confirmed the Ukraine aid bill will be voted on during the slot reserved for renaming federal buildings. Clerks noted this ensures the package receives the same scrutiny as a proposed 'John Smith Memorial Bridge.' "We're treating this as administrative clutter," said House Majority Clerk Alan Sterman. "Honestly, we just need the room for the caucus lunch."
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House Schedules Ukraine Aid Vote In Slot Reserved For Post Office Namings
Expert Weighs In
“Honestly, we just need the room for the caucus lunch.”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


