WASHINGTON — The White House confirmed Wednesday that campaign donor Derek Blaine will lead counterintelligence, noting his ongoing indictment prevents him from traveling abroad, eliminating flight risk. Officials argued Blaine's legal vulnerabilities guarantee total loyalty. "He has nowhere else to go," said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.
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Trump Names Indicted Donor To Head Counterintelligence Division
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“He has nowhere else to go,”
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