BUDAPEST — The Ministry of Foreign Affairs confirmed it will adjust the count of ethnic Hungarians abroad to match EU concession quotas. "We treat kinship populations like liquid assets," said State Secretary for Demographic Arbitrage Laszlo Kovacs. "If Kyiv needs grievance to unlock funds, we can inflate the count by Friday." The revision requires only a spreadsheet update.
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Hungary Adjusts Minority Count To Match EU Concession Quota
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“We treat kinship populations like liquid assets”
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