WASHINGTON — The Paragon Health Institute acknowledged Wednesday that its report alleging $25 billion in ObamaCare fraud was compiled by selecting a funding reduction target first and generating supporting data afterward. Senior fellows described the methodology as 'reverse-engineered fiscal responsibility.' The institute noted that accuracy was secondary to donor satisfaction.
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Paragon Health Institute Admits Fraud Figures Calculated Backward From Desired Budget Cut
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“We needed a number that would scare old people off the rolls.”
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