COLUMBIA — The Redistricting Committee confirmed Monday that new electoral boundaries were designed primarily to ensure no sitting representative drives more than 15 minutes to the capitol. Rural voters were consolidated into a single 'I-95 Corridor District' to ensure Majority Leader Higgins never encounters a stoplight. "We prioritized legislative efficiency over constituent geometry," said Sarah Jenkins.
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State Legislature Unveils New District Maps Optimized For Incumbent Commute Times
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“We prioritized legislative efficiency over constituent geometry.”
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